*Host voice* Thank you all so much for being here. It's an absolute pleasure to welcome you to the second annual Golden Flag Awards. These awards are as coveted as they are elusive—kind of like an entire day with no meetings.
There were a lot of hits to choose from this year. EMC said farewell to eSource in a tasteful satire of all the reasons it had to go. We stopped at nothing to make sure the EMC Brand Amp stayed on your radar, in your inbox, on the intranet, in the Jean Report and Circuit and EMC News and even a new series called The Brand Minute (maybe you caught yesterday's episode). We opened a pickleball court—no, wait, that’s wrong—we opened the EMC Downtown Park in Des Moines, which includes a pickleball court, among other features. The Hynes-Gunn trophy used all its PTO traveling around with team members from the Wichita-Dallas branch. A lot of other things happened, too, but our speech is getting too long and the music is about to play us off-stage.
Enjoy the next six minutes of jaw-dropping, high-production content.